vvorldwideweb: i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
if radioactive by imagine dragons doesn’t make you wanna beat up zombies don’t look at me
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
rabioheab: jay-z has 25 siblings named jay-a, jay-b, jay-c, jay-d, jay-e, jay-f, jay-g, jay-h, jay-i, jay-j, jay-k, jay-l, jay-m, jay-n, jay-o, jay-p, jay-q, jay-r, jay-s, jay-t, jay-u, jay-v, jay-w, jay-x, and jay-y
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence